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*KYIV, Ukraine (AP)* — As the war in Ukraine enters its third year, recent aerial assessments reveal a troubling new statistic: the skies above Ukraine are now comprised of an astonishing 99% drones, with the remaining 1% accounted for by bewildered pigeons and confused starlings. This alarming figure comes in the wake of Russia’s largest…
*Ashdod, Israel – October 23, 2023* — In an unexpected twist to the ongoing humanitarian crisis, climate activist Greta Thunberg was reportedly intercepted by Israeli naval forces while aboard the Madleen, a Gaza-bound aid ship. In a bold statement made shortly after her detention, Thunberg urged a shift in focus from international aid to environmental…
*BAGDAD BEACH, Mexico —* As fragments of SpaceX’s latest test flight litter the shores of Bagdad Beach in Tamaulipas, local officials have announced a surprising new venture: a burgeoning sandcastle competition featuring genuine SpaceX debris. This initiative aims to boost the local economy and turn potential environmental crises into an entrepreneurial venture. What started as…
*ALBERTA, CANADA—* In a surprising twist to the already newsworthy guest list of the upcoming G7 summit, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, commonly known as MBS, has reportedly sent an RSVP posing a unique logistical question: “Is camel parking included?” The invitation of the Saudi royal to the prestigious summit in the Canadian Rockies…
